A Sandwich-Shaped Notebook

Episode Description
Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment.

For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where hours and hours of "Let's get back on track here, JF" await!

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The Six Pack

 * 1) ONE EARTH MESSAGE: A Digital Voyager Golden Record 2.0
 * 2) SLICE - Notebook for Thinkers
 * 3) New York Makes a Book!!
 * 4) VooDon™ Doll Plush Toy
 * 5) Unstable Unicorns
 * 6) CHiP Smart Cookie Oven—Freshly Baked Cookies in 10 Minutes

The Dookie List
Mike and JF add the following to the Dookie List:


 * Adolf Hitler (for giving up on his dream of being a painter), 2 flushes
 * the concept of getting older (for being scary), 1 flush
 * Bill Gates (no explanation), 5 flushes

That's Where You Come In
Brooke writes to ask what happened to The Long Suck segment.

Marshall writes to ask what Mike and JF's top 3 desserts are.

Mark asks if anyone has written in to complain about Mike and JF making fun of their Kickstarters.

Mitch asks what the craziest pranks they've played on each other are, or what they would be if they were to prank one another.

Nolan Throws the Heat writes to ask about Jesse's Dinner Sauce, which he heard about on Real Good Show.

Jeremy writes to share his thought that Garry and Mike are the same person.

List of Recurring Jokes
JF and Mike try their hand at Bernie Sanders impressions.

Other Notes
This episode also features commentary on the Let's #BuyTwitter and #BanTrump gofundme, put together by ex-CIA operative Valerie Plame.

This episode features the first appearance of The Piss Line.